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Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous...

Two candidates for political office inadvertently scheduled simultaneous campaign rallies in the same park of a small new England town....

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What's the difference between working for Bill Clinton and working for the...

What's the difference between working for Bill Clinton and working for the Pope? The Pope only makes you get down on one knee.

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A guy applies to the welfare office. They ask why he needs financial...

A guy applies to the welfare office. They ask why he needs financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says. "I can't...

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Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right...

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must...

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Do you fancy working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees...

Do you fancy working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?: * 29 have been accused of sp...

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Hillary and Bill were on vacation one weekend, and decided to go for a drive...

Hillary and Bill were on vacation one weekend, and decided to go for a drive to see the beautiful countryside. After awhile, they needed to stop fo...

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With the upcoming 2000 elections there has been a lot of confusion over the...

With the upcoming 2000 elections there has been a lot of confusion over the players crucial to the next election. So I've found a way to simp...

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Yassar Arafat's advice to President Clinton: "Goats don't talk."

Yassar Arafat's advice to President Clinton: "Goats don't talk."

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One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will...

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creati...

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One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will...

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup ...

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Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!

Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!

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One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will...

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creati...

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Dear 'me' AKA ?????????? stephenson Will you please refrain from making...

Dear 'me' AKA ?????????? stephenson Will you please refrain from making racist welsh comments involvin sheep and otha racist ...

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You might be a liberal if: * You've ever left your sociology class thinking,...

You might be a liberal if: * You've ever left your sociology class thinking, "That professor really knows what he/she/it is talking ab...

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You might be a Republican if... You've tried to argue that poverty could be...

You might be a Republican if... You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were allowed to keep more of their minimum ...

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You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

You ever based an argument on the phrase, "Well, tradition dictates...."

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You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.

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u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd

u so dumb u thought the president was James Bond the 3rd

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You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just...

You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

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You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

You wonder if donations to the Pentagon are tax-deductable.

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Two politicians were carrying on a conversation in a restaurant when all of a...

Two politicians were carrying on a conversation in a restaurant when all of a sudden, one yelled at the other, "You're lying!". The ot...

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You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in...

You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.

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Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet - at...

Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical...

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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon...

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don...

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You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

You've argued that art has a "moral foundation set in Western values."

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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon...

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, w...

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You've ever said the phrase, "Civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties".

You've ever said the phrase, "Civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties".

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You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.

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You answer to "The Man."

You answer to "The Man."

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your so dark you have to were white gloves when you eat a tootsie roll to...

your so dark you have to were white gloves when you eat a tootsie roll to prevent yourself from eating your finger

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You argue that you need 300 semi-automatic assault rifles, in case a squirrel...

You argue that you need 300 semi-automatic assault rifles, in case a squirrel ever attacks your home.

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You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority...

You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend".

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You're afraid of the liberal media.

You're afraid of the liberal media.

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Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.

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You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.

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The only union you support is the Major League Baseball players, because...

The only union you support is the Major League Baseball players, because heck, they're richer than you.

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You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

You've ever called a secretary or waitress "Tootsie."

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You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.

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You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie...

You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."

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You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."

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You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

You confuse Lenin with Lennon.

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You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

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You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".

You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two".

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You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."

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You fax the FBI a weekly list of "Commies in my neighborhood."

You fax the FBI a weekly list of "Commies in my neighborhood."

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You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."

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You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can "because he...

You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch lives in a trash can "because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."

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You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."

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You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

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You've ever called education a luxury.

You've ever called education a luxury.

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